Pirate V Ninja - Vote Early. Vote Often.

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Why Pirates? ..::all comments::.. score: 0 Jul/03/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Pirates, because they are clearly wining this competition! score: 1 Jul/03/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? pirates get to see the world!!! score: 0 Jul/02/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? I was supporting the pirates side 18 months ago when we were losing...how the tables have turned on those scurvey ninjas! score: 0 Jul/02/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? i live to stroke pirate beard with my flesh sword! long live the gay pirates ! vote pirate and vote ships of the rainbow nation! ohhh yaa! score: 0 Jul/02/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? because, every culture has it's pirates, China, Japan, UK. EVERYONE HAS IT'S PIRATES! score: 0 Jul/02/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Cannons and gunpowder and long range firepower versus blades and jumping. WHo do YOU think would win? score: 0 Jul/02/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? chuck norris would pwn them both. but then bruce lee would roundhouse kick into another dimension score: 0 Jul/01/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? i have a fucking cannon... you have a little throwing star. score: 0 Jul/01/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Think about it like this. The pirates that are often depicted are not honorable, are not educated and are not spiritual. They simply want money, women, and goods and will do whatever need be done to get their goal. A pirate will not give an enemy a reasonable advantage in lieu of being 'honorable' an dnot shooting someone who can pos ea threat. Pirate sees a ninja. "Masks, swords and other glowy metal things... LADS! Fire on the sissies wearin' black!' If one on one, non ninja is faster than gunfire. No ninja can deflect a coming bullet. Its not possible and the Rule of Cool doesn't apply to real life. The only way a ninja would win was if they fought a modern depiction of pirates, but if we go for their real incarnations, the ninja is screwed over. score: 0 Jul/01/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? If you have to ask, put on yer silly jammies and stand up and fight...ye scurvey coward score: 0 Jul/01/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? pirates have more fun..... drinkin rum n partying.... ninjas don't know how to party........ score: 0 Jul/01/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Pirates are the best! They kick ass! score: 1 Jun/30/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? gawd knws score: 2 Jun/29/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Pirates are the ultimate bad boys. score: 2 Jun/29/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Pirates have superior beards, therefore they win. The only facial hair a ninja will ever have is a Dirty Sanchez score: 1 Jun/29/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Pirate wenches get plenty of hot action while ninja girls are plain and simple lonely because their ninja men are gay and love each other more than they love their women! Vote for pirates because they rule. Vote for ninja's if you like the idea of churning some man butter in Kwai Chang's stink hole. score: 0 Jun/29/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? First. For those that didn't get it. The vote is PIRATE WENCHES VS. NINJA GIRLS! And lets be honest, wench is just sassier. score: 0 Jun/28/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Pirates have the superior force and tactics. Ninja's on the other hand are stealthy ass assassins, they invisibly make kung fu butt love to each other, it makes their little man nipples all tingly! Vote for pirates, they take out the trash and dump it over with the ninja fags! score: 0 Jun/28/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? the only bullets pirates shoot are loads of creamy man juice into each others mouths. i f you want real to vote for straight pussy pounding men, vote ninja score: 0 Jun/28/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa weE r biTter wajajaja yey! score: 1 Jun/28/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Ah, that's right! A pirate could just SHOOT the ninja score: 1 Jun/28/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? FIREARMS score: 1 Jun/28/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? AAAARRRR!!! I Meself hail from a pirate clan, and we ain't never lost to any stinkin ninjas score: 1 Jun/28/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Well, since you probably had a gay lover to inspire you, maybe you should have instead posted your vote over in the ninja column for fags. But if your secret desire is to make love to a pirates bilge hole, just keep that to yourself! score: 1 Jun/28/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? dude 4 comments below totally point to pirates being gay. ill take the historical evidence over some whinners not admiting that pirates where actually gay sometimes, but like spartans maybe having a gay lover ment you fought more fiercely. so i vote pirate score: 1 Jun/28/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Pirates, because any other vote declares you to be a ninja fag fanboi! score: 1 Jun/28/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Pirates because ninja's are effeminate Asian turd burglers! score: 1 Jun/28/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Vote for pirates, lest you be bored to tears by cum guzzling ninja faries bent on exploring each others man-gina's! score: 1 Jun/28/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? With the chronic shortage of available women in the Caribbean and the inevitable familiarity of men living in close companionship on board ship, there is historical evidence that gay pirates were common and numerous. Defoe's fictional Captain Singleton certainly has a tendency to be a dandy this can be justified just as much by his aristocratic background as a correlation of dandyism with sodomitic sexuality. Sensational accounts of pirate sodomites brought to court are reported by newspapers that reported the trial proceedings. As pirates were a threat to lawful society, tarring them with the brush of "sodomite" (ie homosexual or gay) in the language of the time as poetic licence intended to emphasise their outsider status, as well as their rejection of seventeenth and eighteenth century society, just as excessive drinking or living off the spoils of theft and violent plunder. Case closed. Pirates are gay. No choice but to vote straight… vote ninja. score: 1 Jun/28/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? The local bar was filled with killer kunas. so then the pirates fled in stark terror... stark naked terror. i will laugh when all pirates die. they cannot overcome the destiny of jufekounmiy. fear for your futures pirates. you have been given warning and will now pay the price. score: 1 Jun/27/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Vote for pirates, it's the natural order of things. If you like ass sex join the ninja team and drift off to sleep with some dick in your ass! score: 1 Jun/27/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Michael Jackson score: 2 Jun/27/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Pirates have the hottest chicks? makes no difference since they cry themselve to sleep everynight from boredom . The reason for this is the butt dick pirates are only concerned with contests to determine which gaybo pirate has the hottest dick. True story! score: 1 Jun/27/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Pirates have the hottest chicks! score: 1 Jun/27/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Better weapons and better tactics. score: 1 Jun/27/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Pirates lick ass for fun and profit. True story! score: 1 Jun/27/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Cuz pirates kick ass for fun and profit! score: 3 Jun/27/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? great... at packing fudge. damn cock shitters score: 1 Jun/27/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Pirates Arrrrrrrrr Great! score: 3 Jun/27/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? vote here if you crave a poopy pecker score: 1 Jun/24/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Winners vote here, sore losers vote for ninja's! score: 1 Jun/24/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? vote for pirate butt peckers here score: 1 Jun/24/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Pirates for the score and the win! score: 1 Jun/24/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? i have a sassy pirate in my pants!! ahoy matey! score: 1 Jun/24/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? more like gay pirates for the pleasure of ass pumping score: 1 Jun/24/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? pirates for the treasure and rum score: 2 Jun/24/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? when will this madness stop score: 1 Jun/24/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Three gay pirates's died and were going to be cremated. Their gay lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes.The first pirate said, "My Ronaldinho loved to fly, so I`m going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky."The second man said, "My Barabus was a good fisherman, so I`m going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake."The third man said, "My Krippen was such a good lover, I think I`m going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my ass up just one more time." True story! score: 1 Jun/24/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Pirates have more fun.! score: 1 Jun/24/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Pirates are rockin' the vote! score: 0 Jun/24/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Pirates make better wages! score: 1 Jun/24/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Pirates have better health plans! score: 1 Jun/24/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Two gay pirate's have been living together for quite a while, when they decide that they want to father a child. Unable to decide who will be the biological father of the child, they decide to mix thier sperm together and have a surrogate mother artificaly insemenated. Nine moths passes, and the baby is born. The two queers are looking through the glass window at the hospital nuserary, looking at twenty screaming babies and one calm quite baby attempting to decide which baby is theirs. Finaly a nurse comes along and they ask which baby is thiers, and the nurse replies that the quiet one in the corrner is theirs. How wonderful they reply, all these sceaming babies, and ours is so quiet and happy. The nurse replies he is quiet now, but wait untill we take the passifier out of his ass. True story! score: 1 Jun/24/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Pirates go plundering and pillaging. They make the best use of wenches and love to drink rum! score: 1 Jun/24/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? cuz they rape women and bury treasure score: 5 Jun/24/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? touch my pirate stink star and then you can make a wish....as long as it involves me spraying my sea foam all over your gay face!! argg! im a pirate and im gay! score: 0 Jun/24/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Pirates, because they take the ninja trash OUT! score: 2 Jun/23/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? two blouse wearing gay pirates were bored with their lives & went out trowling for gayboy excitment. alas, they could not find respite for their dreary homo manlove existence. so the ninjas came by and put them out of their misery by killing them. Vote ninja for real gay stopping men! NINJA! NINJA! NINJA! score: 0 Jun/23/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Pirates have the coolest threads! score: 0 Jun/23/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? im an arse pirate! vote for me! score: 0 Jun/23/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Vote for pirates if you love to fight and pillage and plunder and rape hot wenches! Run along and vote for ninja's if you get aroused thinking about gay men in pajamas and the smell of ass on your face! score: 3 Jun/23/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? thats what the last pirate told me" if you vote ninja , a guy will touch your dick" and he did ! and i loved it im the happiest cabinboy ever! i luv the pirate man love!!! score: 1 Jun/23/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? If you vote for ninja, a guy would touch your dick score: 1 Jun/23/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Pirates FTW !!! score: 0 Jun/23/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Because, the pirates is very good warriors.... score: 0 Jun/23/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Pirates for the win! score: 0 Jun/22/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Pirates, because anything less would be unnatural! score: 2 Jun/22/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? pirates are the best at grabbing each others beards while pumping each other in the ass. vote pirate if your into gay sex. vote ninja for the real men Ninja. Pirates's dance like gay drag queens, and are so so pretty with their silk sshirts and scarves while wearing drop flap pants! Forget that crap, vote for ninjas! Men who are MEN! score: 0 Jun/22/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? The best score: 0 Jun/22/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Pirates, because voting for ninja's makes your IQ drop! score: 2 Jun/21/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? lol pirates were at sea hiding for there misserable lives crying an making gay love to their faggot captain cuz pirates prefer giving the blowhole clamchowder to the cabinboy and holding onto each others beards while thrusting their pink torpedoes into each other! score: 0 Jun/21/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Pirates laugh at ninja's, because ninja's are complete jokes! Vote here if you like some hot wench trim! Go vote for ninja's if you play with your man nipples and want to nothing more than stick your tiny Asian pecker in your boyfriends ass! score: 0 Jun/20/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Guess what? I cry while touching myself! score: 0 Jun/20/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? shut up faggot pirates can catch a load in their mouth If you're a fag ninja and enjoy making man-butter in your pirate boyfriends ass churn, they your vote belongs here! On the other hand, if you want to vote for real men of adventure and not ass hugging boys, vote for ninja! It's what Chuck Norris would do if he could leave the nursing home! score: 0 Jun/20/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Pirates are born to kill ninja's, it's their speciality and biggest source of enjoyment apart from pleasuring hot wenches! Ninja's are just a bunch of boy scouts looking for their butt fucking merit badge! score: 0 Jun/20/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Pirates rule, fact! score: 2 Jun/20/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Arrr? does that mean another pearl necklace for a bearded pirate? it must have been given to him by his gay manboy servant who lusts chunky manchasms score: 0 Jun/20/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? ARRR ! ! score: 0 Jun/20/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? im gay and a pirate and ninjas never sucumb to my desires. so i have to role play with my pirate ass poking brethern. and then i let them spray me all over my face! its gay pirate bukkake party time!!! were so gay it hurts score: 0 Jun/20/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? though ninjas have speed and stealth, most of what people think is true about ninjas really isn't. They couldn't move at the speed of light, they weren't actually strong, and most ninjas were actually farmers fighting oppression from imperial Japan. That's why their weapons were very simple. Let's face it, kunai vs. a gun. Who's going to win. score: 0 Jun/19/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? have ye read onepiece yarh score: 0 Jun/18/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? RUM! Of course! score: 0 Jun/18/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? i have been involved in a large scale simuation of a Pirate V ninja confrontation. Results of this showed pirates to be suprior for 2 main reasons. ! socially.. Pirates are less socially unacceptable thn ninjas. To the rich and powerful.. pirates are a useful tool. (Even today the USA still claims the legal right to issue a letter of marque) and in straight confrontational violence a flintlock firearm is simply better than all the martial arts in the world. score: 0 Jun/18/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Epic Ass Pumping!!!! score: 0 Jun/17/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? pirate b better cause they have more fun an creative ways of killin YARR!! score: 0 Jun/17/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Pirates, for the win! score: 8 Jun/17/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? all pirates enjoy cabin boy love. its true all pirates are gay, so if you like to have a good gay time find a pirate! he will satisfy himself and maybe you too! score: 0 Jun/17/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Pirates have the most fun! score: 0 Jun/16/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? For the piracy! score: 0 Jun/16/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? For the seafood score: 0 Jun/16/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? for the wenches!!!! score: 0 Jun/16/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Ale and Wetches score: 0 Jun/16/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? They got booty score: 0 Jun/15/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? pirates are better because ninjas are asian, and asians have tiny penises score: 0 Jun/15/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Pirates are the best, Chuck Norris swears that this is true! score: 8 Jun/14/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? pirates rule the rainbow planet where they stand proud and gay score: 0 Jun/14/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Pirates rule this planet! score: 0 Jun/14/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Vote for pirates, you know you want to! score: 12 Jun/14/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? I signed on as crew on the pirate ship Dark Star and should have listened to what my mom said about pirates being gay, but i didnt. I arranged to meet the capatain and he assured me that this was not a gay pirate ship but unfortunatley , he lied. Once I went below deck I was beaten and taken to a small room. I was stripped and kissed by dark and very hairy pirate men. One of the pirates, named Carl, was very gentle and told me he loved me but the others were rough. So very rough. I struggled and told them I was a friend of the captain, but they tied me up and took turns kissing my beautiful body, touching me and making me do things I had sometimes thought about and imagined, but had never expected to really happen. now iam a happy gay cabin boy. vote pirate ! score: 0 Jun/14/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? For the adventure and the plundering of riches, for the brawling and the mayhem, for the drinking and the pillaging of booty! For the win! Vote for Pirates!		Why Ninjas? ..::all comments::.. score: 0 Jul/02/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? ninja>pirate score: 0 Jul/02/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? pirates may have guns but their guns are incredibly inaccurate and often times after they fired, the gun is useless. obviously ninjas would not attack a pirate in broad daylight, they would kill them in their sleep. ninjas were faster, stronger, smarter, and better equipped. theres no contest. ninjas pwned score: 0 Jun/30/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? CUZ THEY ARE BETTER. score: 0 Jun/30/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? khjk score: 0 Jun/29/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? better trained, unseen, almost legendary. What to pirates have? Rum and a gun. A Ninja would kill a pirate before he even got his buzz... score: 0 Jun/29/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? stealth, sly, and ultimate sneakyness. thats is a ninja. though pirates are in fact "bad ass," they do not hold these aesome powers! they're cowards with their guns and cannonballs and such! our shuriken are lightweight! GO NINJAS!!!!! score: 0 Jun/29/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? They're fucking awesome. And smart stealthy bamfs! score: 0 Jun/29/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Sure, sure, sacred and honorable ways of ninitsu, just like Kwai Chang Kaine whose deviant ways led to him hanging by his balls and his neck in some dive hotel closet! LOL! He had a spiritual experience with his balls and a rope around his neck, that's what you're talking about? Go ahead and bury your ninja heads up your asses, ninja's are way gay! Sacred ninja spiritual refinement of autoeroticism, masterbation, and strangulation are really hallmarks of the entire genre! Just deny it could happen, but vote for pirates because you know it's true! score: 0 Jun/29/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? for the sacred & honorful ways of ninjitsu we vow to never sucumb to the foul decadence of the pirate. we fight for the oppresed against the evils of self service. The sacred ninja methods of gathering information, and techniques of non-detection, avoidance, and misdirection while maintaining spiritual refinement means that the ninja is superior to the common man. but he still maintains the dedication and foresight to be merciful and compassionate he is the greatest friend to those in need the world has ever seen. long live the ninja way! score: 0 Jun/29/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Ninja's get drunk ona saki, they excell at being drunken buffoons! score: 0 Jun/29/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? ninjas aren't drunken buffoons. score: 0 Jun/29/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Hey dick twiddler, Kwai Chang Kaine was a freakshow ninja Master-bater who hung himself up by his own balls and choked to death while doing his ninja chicken-choke move in a Bangkok hotel closet. You fags worshiped him and now the world knows why. Suggestion, why don't you practice the great masters special dick choking technique and follow him into the great gay butt hole afterlife that you ninja's are seeking! Setup my pirates? Hahaha, you're in sad denial, just quit butt fucking each other and vote for Pirates! Chuck Norris would if they let him out of the old folks home for gay ninjas! Truth! score: 0 Jun/28/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? you dare disgrace the memory of the great Kwai Chang Kaine!!!! it was a set up by pirates. 100 of the pirates of the gay blade assaulted him and tried to force him to turn to the way of the gay pirate. this will never happen so they took his life with the stench of stale pirate ass. then the pirates cried themselves to sleep holding each other and stroking each others beards. True story! score: 0 Jun/28/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Kwai Chang Kaine was a ninja, he hung himself in a closet by his balls, obiously a very smart secret ninja skill! score: 0 Jun/28/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Ninja's have more skills and are smarter score: 0 Jun/28/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? I'm a young hung gay boi ninja, come and fill my man-gina with some kung fu cream! Pump my little handle and I'll be your ninja love fountain! score: 0 Jun/28/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Ninja's are just japanese fags who hone their bone on each other, they roll drunks and old ladies for their spending money and blow it and each other in opimum dens! To the point, ninja's can easily blow a pirate, that's only one of their many "skills"! Vote for pirates just to raise your IQ! score: 0 Jun/28/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Because ninjas learn 18 different skills and martial arts including Taijutsu, Kendo, Sojutsu, Shinobi Iri, Choho, Bo Ryaku, and many more. They undergo training that makes them stronger. Also. they could use more weapons than just swords, and their bodies are weapons in unarmed combat. Ninjas learn to use their surroundings as advantages. Ninjas have much much better strategy skill. No, it is not true that ninjas wore all black suits, they dress just like Japanese peasants or samurai depending who they are spying on or trying to assassinate. Their black suits come from kabuki plays, when the audience could mistake the prop handlers from the ninja characters. Back to the topic, ninjas can easily defeat a pirate. That is just my opinion. score: 0 Jun/27/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? The residents of a small village urge the sheriff to arrest the local gay ninja. Seems he's been propositioning all the teenage boys in town.The sheriff arrests the fag and says to him, "ok homo, you got 15 minutes to blow this town!" The ninja says, "I'll need at least two hours." True story, Chuck Norris says so! score: 0 Jun/27/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Flying ass monkeys butt fucking each other in an Asian Moon Pie Festival! score: 0 Jun/27/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Illiterate peasants with simple weapons and no skills! score: 0 Jun/27/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? ninja is master of stealth and pirate are just thief score: 0 Jun/24/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Cum guzzlers and poop packers rock the vote over here! score: 0 Jun/24/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Vote here if you're queer! score: 2 Jun/24/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? pirates are so dumb. if they get caught and get hung. a ninja can become invisible and escape into the night score: 0 Jun/24/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? They'd sneak up on them and scare polly score: 0 Jun/24/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? yes. as you can see the pirates have the most votes , which means they are the biggest poop pushers ever. score: 0 Jun/24/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? is pirates vs ninjas about who is the gayest? score: 0 Jun/24/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Three gay ninja's died and were going to be cremated. Their gay lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes.The first ninja said, "My Roshi loved to fly, so I`m going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky."The second man said, "My Xang Li was a good fisherman, so I`m going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake."The third man said, "My Kwai Chang was such a good lover, I think I`m going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my ass up just one more time." True story! score: 0 Jun/24/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Two gay ninja's have been living together for quite a while, when they decide that they want to father a child. Unable to decide who will be the biological father of the child, they decide to mix thier sperm together and have a surrogate mother artificaly insemenated. Nine moths passes, and the baby is born. The two queers are looking through the glass window at the hospital nuserary, looking at twenty screaming babies and one calm quite baby attempting to decide which baby is theirs. Finaly a nurse comes along and they ask which baby is thiers, and the nurse replies that the quiet one in the corrner is theirs. How wonderful they reply, all these sceaming babies, and ours is so quiet and happy. The nurse replies he is quiet now, but wait untill we take the passifier out of his ass. True story! score: 0 Jun/24/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Why do ninja's prefer ribbed condoms?They get better traction in the mud... score: 0 Jun/24/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? I'm a ninja, here I am boys! Come and give me a load of your man juice in my happy hole! Oh me so horny! score: 0 Jun/24/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? ninjas train for years score: 0 Jun/24/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? pirates are just guys who are picked up in bars and thrown on ships score: 0 Jun/24/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? ninjas have hot ninja babe unlike pirates score: 0 Jun/23/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? I'm a rainbow ninja, come and pump my ass with your kung fu joy juice! score: 2 Jun/23/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? .....and then the "ninjas" took off their masks and it was actually two gay pirates! the one pirate said to his gay lover "thank you for the watch and fufiling my fantasy of being violated by a ninja , who alas never want to play in my games of high sea gay adventure".His mustached lover replied" Since no gay ninjas are in the world we must live in this rainbow world holding each other while poking each other in the butt. I love you my saucy pirate lover". how very sad and disturbing pirates are. if your not gay, vote ninja. score: 0 Jun/23/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Two gay ninja's are going at it. After they finish, one turns to the other and says "Hey, I feel something in my ass ... see if you can feel anything." So his boyfriends puts his finger in his ass and feels around. "I don't feel anything",the boyfriend says. So the first ninja says, "No deeper...I'm sure I feel something"! So the boyfriend put his hand in the guys ass and feels around. "I'm telling you there is nothing there" says the boyfriend. "No really", the ninja says, "I can feel it, look deeper." So the boyfriend puts his whole arm in the ninja's ass and is feeling around when he touches something. "Hey, I found something,"says the boyfriend. "Well take it out," says the ninja. The boyfriend pulls his hand out of the ninjaguys ass, looks at it and see's it is a Rolex. The guy starts singin, "Happy Birthday to you, Happy birthday to you......" score: 1 Jun/23/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Because they cut people's heads off. Can a pirate do that? NO, they sit around in a boat, talking abut each other's 'bootys' and what-not... what homos. If you're straight, VOTE FOR NINJAS. score: 0 Jun/23/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? A ninja walked up and sat down at the bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender inquired. "I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responded the ninja. "6 shots?!? Are you celebrating something?" "Yeah, my first blowjob," the ninja answered. "Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house." "No offense, sir. But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will." score: 0 Jun/22/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Gay ninja's unite! Let's swim in each other's man lotion like playful dolphins! score: 1 Jun/21/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? lightning fast reflexs and razor sharp weapons score: 1 Jun/21/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? I'm a young teen ninja, come on you bad boys, fill me with your kung fu essence! Oooh yes! I want IT so bad! score: 0 Jun/21/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Oh me so horny! Me a ninja, show me good time Kwai Chang Caine! score: 0 Jun/21/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Because we touch ourselves and feel all tingly! score: 0 Jun/21/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? and the guy who said ninjas are villagers is right nut that just makes them more awesome...ordinary people rising up and fighting the goverment back in a place where the government was thought to be an arm of god? thats awesome....plus that gun only has 1 bullet....better make it count score: 0 Jun/21/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? pirates never had wenches or any shit like that....they were on ships with no women because that was a bad omen for years at a time....what the fuck do you think they did? score: 0 Jun/20/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? A ninja can bore you to tears! score: 1 Jun/19/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? A ninja can kill you even before you realize that he slit your throat score: 1 Jun/19/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Naruto! score: 1 Jun/19/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? ninjas have stealth, intense speed and real formal training, anybody could choose to be a pirate so obviously ninjas demolish standard people score: 1 Jun/18/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Turtles, ninja turtles, Dude! score: 0 Jun/18/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? because they are ninja. score: 0 Jun/18/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? so sick score: 1 Jun/17/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? teh be haven kooler weapons and skills bah who cares they both rule its those damn knights that u have 2 watch out 4 we need 2 kill them score: 0 Jun/17/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Epic ass pumping! score: 0 Jun/17/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? 23112e score: 1 Jun/17/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Because Ninjas are stealthy and can kick some mega fucking ass score: 0 Jun/17/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Ninja's, because they are masters of masterbation techniques! score: 1 Jun/17/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? cause blue beard the pirate was a pedophile and thought he was a vampire score: 1 Jun/17/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? because pirates like little children and there for are rock spiders an ninjas kill pirate faggots score: 0 Jun/16/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? lkjlj score: 0 Jun/16/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Win. score: 0 Jun/16/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Naruto is our new leader! score: 3 Jun/16/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Jun/01/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive?ladies love the ninjas. the ninja has deep respect for us women, the pirate just treat us like trash and spread their VD all over. score: 1 Jun/15/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? because Ninjas get hotter chicks score: 2 Jun/15/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? They could kill a whole pirate ship and they wouldn't know about it! score: 2 Jun/15/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Because they can do anything they want, wether they want you to feel it or not, wether they want you to see it or not. score: 1 Jun/15/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? pirates are drunk assholes who care for nothing but treasure while ninja are highly trained masters of stealth full of honor and pride, and plus anybody can be a fuckin pirate but only the skilled elite can be ninjas score: 0 Jun/14/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? If you're a fag ninja and enjoy making man-butter in your ninja boyfriends ass churn, they your vote belongs here! On the other hand, if you want to vote for real men of adventure and not ass hugging pajama boys, vote for pirates! It's what Chuck Norris would do if he could leave the nursing home! score: 0 Jun/14/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Ninja's are silent and stealthy because they hold man chowder in their tight little lips and asses! If they could speak without losing a drop they would vote for pirates! score: 7 Jun/14/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? jack sparrow vs storm shadow? no contest. sorry id have to vote ninja score: 0 Jun/14/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Ninja's are fart sniffers, you would rather vote for pirates anyday! score: 13 Jun/14/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? The ninja was developed as a collection of fundamental warriors in the warring state of feudal Japan. The ninja used their art to ensure their survival in a time of violent political turmoil. Ninjas used methods of gathering information, and techniques of non-detection, avoidance, and misdirection and also trained in disguise, escape, concealment, archery, medicine, explosives, and poisons. Truly the superior warrior the ninja is to be dominant in the battle with any ex-british scully dog sailor. score: 0 Jun/14/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? For rainbow pride and monkey spanking, vote Ninja! score: 0 Jun/14/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Ronald McDonald was a ninja! score: 0 Jun/14/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? 'Cause of Dr. Mcninja. He's awesome. score: 0 Jun/14/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? Ninja's spank the monkey, ask Kwai Chang Caine, he's a monkey spanker! score: 12 Jun/14/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? i want a pirate to give me his monkey. i would kill the monkey and eat it . then i would spit the hair and bones into the pirates face. har har. vote ninja! score: 0 Jun/14/2009 am i spam? - am i offensive? For the love of little boys and the smell of ass!

Why Pirates?

Why Ninjas?