Pirate V Ninja - Vote Early. Vote Often.

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Why Pirates? ..::all comments::.. score: 0 May/11/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? Cuz they is pimps! score: 0 May/10/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? All I can say is, you gotta love Captain Morgan ^_^ score: 0 May/09/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? cuz theyre badass score: 0 May/08/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? name a famous pirate Blackbeard, Calico Jack and Henry Morgan. Also the secound best ninja (Fuuma) gave up being a ninja and became a pirate plus wenches! score: 0 May/08/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? Monkey d Luffy would owned Naruto in a fight score: 0 May/08/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? ha! they have pirate legos, but where pray tell are the ninja legos? score: 0 May/08/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? i agree, with that ninjas dont have cannons score: 0 May/08/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? Ninjas would get owned because of the technology that pirates have. They can't compete with ships or guns. score: 0 May/07/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? Ninjas aren't nearly as cool as they're said to be, but pirates are score: 0 May/07/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? You ninjas wear friggin' pajamas for a living score: 0 May/06/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? pirates have cool hats ,ships,crazy,they have a pirate king their just awesome score: 0 May/06/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? Because they get drunk 24/7 and steal shit score: 0 May/05/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? they have rum score: 0 May/05/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? Pirates can carve their peg legs into dildo shapes thus making them the ultimate woman pleasers! Ninjas are all orientals, you know what they say about orientals, they all have tiny.....fingers. score: 0 May/05/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? Those guys over there > They love the cock... score: 0 May/05/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? They have Parle score: 0 May/05/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? -- Partie is not a word, therefore doesn't mean anything. Go read a dictionary. Pirates spell partie anyway they want. score: 0 May/04/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? If you rearrange the letters of the word pirate you get partie cause being a pirate is a non stop partie! if you rearrange the letters in ninja, you get janin, which dosent mean anything but sounds wimpy. score: 0 May/04/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? How many famous and feared ninjas are there? None that are non fiction that i know of. But who hasnt heard of black beard the pirate? They say when he attacked another ship he would set fire to his own, it was either win at all costs, or die trying. Also there was such a variety of pirates, spaniard pirates, english pirates french pirates, and yes even oriental pirates. Theres really only one type of anonomous ninja, slinking in the shadows to afraid to face an opponent face to face. So when you compare ninjas to chuck norris, remember Chuck norris dosent hide or attack from behind, yes he kicks ass, so do pirates and ninjas, Chuck just kicks ass more like a pirate than a ninja. Therefore he is obviously a pirate. Making pirates > ninjas. score: 0 May/04/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? b score: 0 May/04/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? Ninja's suck, Pirates rule :P score: 1 May/04/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? In a word BOOTY. Ninja's hack slash and leave "like the passing of the wind". Jeez how dumb are they? score: 0 May/04/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? pirates kick ass, Chuck Norris kicks ass, so Chuck Norris = pirate score: 0 May/04/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? Cause pirates are badass score: 0 May/04/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? Oh on a different note pirates have much better workmans comp, If i pirate loses a leg: he gets some extra gold, loses an eye? Give em more gold, then keep on pirating. However unfortunatly if a ninja gets injured he will probably be foreced to retire or worse, commit seppuku. Which is kind of emo, you never see pirates getting all sad and offing themselves just because they failed at somthing. score: 1 May/04/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? Chuck Norris knows martial arts. Ninjas do too. Chuck Norris = Ninjas. End of argument. Not so my stealthy friend, Chuck norris also uses guns, a pirate trademark! ninjas rarely use guns, also When chuck norris roundhouse kicks someone, its usually to the face, ninjas only attack from behind. Chuck norris= Pirate. score: 1 May/03/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? Rum, Rum and oh yeah, more RUM. score: 0 May/03/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? Captain Jack Sparrow.... what more needs to be said score: 0 May/03/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? Pirate have an Honor Code, Ninjas are just mercenaries score: 0 May/03/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? Batman kicked Ninja butts... sheesh score: 2 May/03/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? There are Women Pirates - only guy Ninja's.... No equal oppurtunity there... score: 1 May/03/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? Ninja's never get chicks score: 0 May/03/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? Chuck Norris has kills Ninja for exercise score: 0 May/03/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? CHUCK NORRIS is a Pirate score: 0 May/03/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? What is life without; treasure, rum, woman and the freedom to sail the seas. Besides, Ninja's look silly in those PJ's score: 1 May/03/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? This whole pirate vs ninja thing can be solved with one simple eqation i think everyone can agree on. 1. Chuck Norris > than all 2. Chuck norris has a beard 3. Pirates have beards, ninjas do not(coorect me if im wrong i don't think ive ever seen a ninja with facial hair) . 4. Chuck norris therefore must be a pirate. 5. If chuck norris is a pirate and chucknorris is > all, then Pirates > Ninjas. End of argument. score: 0 May/03/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? travel the world depriving people of loot..... and women!!! score: 0 May/03/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? why the hell not! score: 0 May/03/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? one word... wrenches score: 0 May/03/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? Oh the mutiny...and the booty :D score: 0 May/03/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? Yarhar! score: 0 May/03/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? Because a ninja can't survive a bullet from a gunpowder pistol. Also all the booty ; ) score: 0 May/03/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? Because you never see a Ninja with wenches! score: 0 May/03/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? Pirates have more balls, cannonballs that is. score: 0 May/03/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? And ninja fans stop being homophobes and get some actual arguments you fundementalist pieces of shit score: 0 May/03/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? "because they will kill you before you even know your dead" Pirates can kill you before you're even alive score: 0 May/02/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? don't argue with retards they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. everyone who's not a retard knows that pirates > ninjas score: 0 May/02/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? pirate women yes, ninja's would still kick pirates ass's score: 1 May/02/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? Only real men cut off their legs and stick wood in its place. score: 1 May/02/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? awesome due to their puffy shirts score: 1 May/02/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? pirates kick ninja ass score: 0 May/02/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? loves teh pirate score: 0 May/02/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? They fight dirty score: 0 May/02/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? Guns beat Swords score: 4 May/02/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? Pirates are always making off with women. Ninjas just stab guys from their back side. Think about it..... score: 0 May/02/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? 'cause they kick ass! Nuff said... score: 0 May/02/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? Real pirates were far more interesting than even the movie versions - ninjas on the other hand were little grey boring guys IRL and only hyped up in books/film. score: 0 May/02/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? Free stuff! score: 0 May/02/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? Pirates swim... score: 0 May/02/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? beacuse ninjas sweat in there outfits and stink score: 0 May/02/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? they fight, they drink, they steal your money whats not to like? score: 0 May/02/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? We got the style, the sweet ride, and the wenches. score: 0 May/02/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? waybetter score: 0 May/02/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? There Pirates score: 0 May/02/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? Pirates, Party, Pillage, Plunder, Take what you want, when ou want it and ravage young madens, ninjas only know how to kill people in tite pants!! score: 1 May/01/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? Wenches of course! score: 0 May/01/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? because pirates are party animals and they talk cool. ninjas wear fag ass leotards. score: 0 May/01/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? because i am one score: 0 May/01/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? usually, alchohol slows down your reaction time and skills. Pirates' grog, however, is magical, and has the opposite effect on a pirate. Thus, pirates become superhumans when they are tanked. score: 0 May/01/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? there kickass score: 1 May/01/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? cus pirates are everywhere, not only in japan....look behind you, there's one now score: 2 May/01/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? Pillage, rape, murder, plunder, beautiful women, adventure, sailing the seven seas, money, power, rewown, lots of sex? What more can ye' olde buccaneer ask for? score: 2 May/01/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? bacause they just aaarrrggghhhh! score: 1 May/01/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? pic is better score: 1 May/01/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? ""Your mom does ninjas" No, ninjas do your mom... And she wouldn't even realise. Stealthy!" Seriously, how is not knowing your being done a good thing? score: 2 May/01/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? Because they can use guns, canons and a sword...What could possibly be more badass than that? Oh, and they have booty. score: 2 May/01/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? Ever hear of a ninja who just got laid? (don't worry ninjas-it was rhetoric) score: 1 May/01/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? Ahhh, Pirates have guns, maybe even cannons, it just depends. Oh yeah, they got ships too score: 1 May/01/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? little bitchy fan boys with their dumb ass manga and desperation for "1337"ness need to shut the fuck up. Ninja's were assassins who relied mainly on bribery more than combat. sure they were taught some skills but in all were less combat orientated than pop-fiction lets you believe. Pirates on the other hand, pillaged and plundered for real. they boarded ships at see and did what they wanted too. you can wave your silly katanas and call them "dark shadows blah blah blah" untill your tongue falls out, but against fire and bullets they got NOTHING score: 1 May/01/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? rum, sodomy and the lash... the holy trinity of awesome score: 1 May/01/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? They get to pillage. score: 1 Apr/30/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? Because Morgan is a Ninja!!!!! :> score: 1 Apr/30/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? arghhhhhhhhhhh score: 0 Apr/30/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? Crazy 8's or Pieces of 8? Pieces of 8 every time. score: 0 Apr/30/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? Jack Sparrow or Jack Off? Jack Sparrow every time. score: 0 Apr/30/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? Because they arrrrrrrr cool with their little boats sailing all over the world. score: 0 Apr/30/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? Cuz we drink all day, pillage all night, and gut you and steal your wenches. What do ninjas do? Walk real quiet and wear spandex. Woopty frickin doo. score: 0 Apr/30/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? rum, cannons, wenches, tri-corned hats and we dont hide like pussies score: 0 Apr/30/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? the beards score: 0 Apr/30/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? theya stylin score: 1 Apr/30/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? rapings, parrots, and they don't hide like pussies score: 0 Apr/30/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? have you ever seen a ninja with a hook for a hand!? score: 0 Apr/30/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? cannons, and wenches score: 0 Apr/30/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? cannons, wenches, and rum. score: 1 Apr/30/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? because they only speak in the present tense making school go way much quicker and ninjas have to spend all their time washing some old guy's car to learn how to block punches. What's all that about. score: 0 Apr/30/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? Yeah! score: 0 Apr/30/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? Because pirates have a good time with girls whilst with ninjas its all about stealth score: 0 Apr/30/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? They get drunk! score: 0 Apr/30/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? when was thew last time you saw a ninja with wenches score: 0 Apr/30/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? cuz shes hot		Why Ninjas? ..::all comments::.. score: 0 May/12/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? 'you all are fucking stupid. i mean if you look at it ninjas are trained killers pirates are not, ninjas would sneek on to the ship and murder every single pirate on the ship with out them knowing they had died because ninjas are trained to kill like that so fuck pirates ninjas are fucking kick ass so fuck everyone on this page cuz your all a bunch of fag's' dude if your just gonna insult us all and call us fags why bother to even waste your life to make that comment. we dont need shits like you on the ninjas team. so fuck you, you fucking twaty anal whore of a wanker. score: 0 May/11/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? you all are fucking stupid. i mean if you look at it ninjas are trained killers pirates are not, ninjas would sneek on to the ship and murder every single pirate on the ship with out them knowing they had died because ninjas are trained to kill like that so fuck pirates ninjas are fucking kick ass so fuck everyone on this page cuz your all a bunch of fag's score: 0 May/11/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? 'Cuz they is pimps!' wtf? no they arent they dont have any hos score: 0 May/11/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? they have 2 swords which PWN SOME MUCH AZZ score: 0 May/11/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? cuz they rock my sox!!! score: 0 May/10/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? 'Monkey d Luffy would owned Naruto in a fight' actually I think someone with the power of a giant nine tailed fox demon that can crush a mountains with a swish of its tail would beat a dumb kid made of rubber score: 0 May/10/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? im a ninja score: 0 May/09/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? their focus'd while still bloodthursty score: 0 May/09/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? Ninjas are Japanese and trained from childhood pirates are just thugs score: 0 May/08/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? "ha! they have pirate legos, but where pray tell are the ninja legos?" -- There are ninja legos, but why does that matter? "Monkey d Luffy would owned Naruto in a fight" -- Cartoons... "name a famous pirate Blackbeard, Calico Jack and Henry Morgan. Also the secound best ninja (Fuuma) gave up being a ninja and became a pirate plus wenches!" -- They're dead now, thus, do not matter anymore. Wenches are the women that utterly avoid you. score: 0 May/08/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? go to askaninja.com and see who would win score: 0 May/08/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? Sake!! score: 0 May/07/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? "You ninjas wear friggin' pajamas for a living" -- You pirates don't take friggin' showers for a living. score: 0 May/07/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? Because a modernized debate would be Navy Seals versus raping, thieving winos on a boat. score: 0 May/07/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? because your throat is already slit score: 0 May/07/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? ninjas have huge chineese slongs score: 0 May/07/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? eyes, check; hands,check; legs; check score: 0 May/07/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? 'Because they get drunk 24/7 and steal shit' so do chavs and collage drop outs whats your point? score: 0 May/07/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? ninjas have all the apendages intact... need i say more score: 0 May/06/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? Ninjas all the way! score: 0 May/06/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? 'Those guys over there > They love the cock...' those guyd over there < they love cock but the dont have cocks they have man-ginas score: 0 May/06/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? Ninjas are awesome at fight, when pirates are.. Ass pirates, Anyone ever see a gay remark about ninjas? I THINK NOT! score: 0 May/06/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? Stealth > parrots score: 0 May/05/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? Ninja have Honor that prates dont have score: 0 May/05/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? ninjas are so stelthy the would not be seen untill it was to late score: 3 May/05/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? 'Partie is not a word, therefore doesn't mean anything. Go read a dictionary. Pirates spell partie anyway they want.' well if t hey spell it wrong then doesnt that make them dumbshits-and-proud? oh burned biatch score: 2 May/05/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? "Pirates can carve their peg legs into dildo shapes thus making them the ultimate woman pleasers! Ninjas are all orientals, you know what they say about orientals, they all have tiny.....fingers. " -- Did you seriously make your own leg into a dildo? Of course it's a woman pleasure, because you have no cock to please them with. You pretty much burned yourself. score: 1 May/05/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? "Those guys over there > They love the cock..." -- The guys over there on the pirate side... They love gay sex... Hence, 'Butt Pirate' score: 1 May/04/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? "How many famous and feared ninjas are there? None that are non fiction that i know of. But who hasnt heard of black beard the pirate?" -- Did you notice that none of the famous pirates/ninjas are around anymore? That's because this is a FANTASY fight. "If you rearrange the letters of the word pirate you get partie cause being a pirate is a non stop partie! if you rearrange the letters in ninja, you get janin, which dosent mean anything but sounds wimpy." -- Partie is not a word, therefore doesn't mean anything. Go read a dictionary. score: 0 May/04/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? Pirates suck cock, Ninjas rule :P score: 0 May/04/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? cos ninja's kick ASS BIACTH score: 2 May/04/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? "In a word BOOTY. Ninja's hack slash and leave "like the passing of the wind". Jeez how dumb are they?" -- At least Ninjas don't smell like the passing of the wind. score: 0 May/04/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? Pirates are hairy, one-legged scumbagz.. ninjas are graceful, sneaky woho-katana-cuttage mastahs! score: 0 May/04/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? NINJAS ARE ZHE KICKASS score: 1 May/04/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? "pirates kick ass, Chuck Norris kicks ass, so Chuck Norris = pirate" -- Ninjas also kick ass. Ninjas kick pirates ass. Chuck Norris kicks anyones ass. Both Ninja and Norris are dominant. Chuck = Ninja. score: 0 May/04/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? ermmm..anyone ever heard of ninja pirate zombie robot? Well, ninja came first score: 0 May/04/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? ninjas are influencial....in the sense that they're the theme of kontraband. score: 0 May/04/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? no buggering allowed only stealthy asskicking score: 2 May/04/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? "When chuck norris roundhouse kicks someone, its usually to the face, ninjas only attack from behind. " -- Mistaken, my friend. Ninjas do indeed roundkick, back or front. He used a gun on a show, sure. But he sure knew martial arts off the show. Chuck Norris = Ninja. score: 0 May/04/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? no buttsex needed score: 0 May/04/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? Lace...100 Crowns. Puffy shirts...300 Crowns. Out at sea with nothing but men.....PRICELESS. score: 2 May/04/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? "This whole pirate vs ninja thing can be solved with one simple eqation i think everyone can agree on. 1. Chuck Norris > than all 2. Chuck norris has a beard 3. Pirates have beards, ninjas do not(coorect me if im wrong i don't think ive ever seen a ninja with facial hair) . 4. Chuck norris therefore must be a pirate. 5. If chuck norris is a pirate and chucknorris is > all, then Pirates > Ninjas. End of argument." -- Not all pirates have beards. Chuck Norris knows martial arts. Ninjas do too. Chuck Norris = Ninjas. End of argument. "Batman kicked Ninja butts... sheesh" -- batman is a fake superhero... "Pirate have an Honor Code, Ninjas are just mercenaries" -- Pirates don't even go by the code, ninjas do. Stfu? =) "Ninja's never get chicks" -- Nor do smelly pirates. "Captain Jack Sparrow.... what more needs to be said" -- He's an actor, idiot. "Pirates have more balls, cannonballs that is." -- Yes, they only have cannonballs. You pretty much set yourself up. "And ninja fans stop being homophobes and get some actual arguments you fundementalist pieces of shit" -- See the previous quotes I put up from the pirate side? That nulled your comment. Kthxbai. score: 0 May/04/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? A ninja today is the same as it was back in the day: A fucking killing machine. A pirate today is not the same as it was back in the day. A pirate today is some fucking douchebag with a computer. score: 1 May/03/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? well...pirates are on boats with men...lots and lots of men for long periods of time...just men... score: 0 May/03/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? Honor: Ninjas have it, Pirates don't. score: 1 May/03/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? because even their farts are silent...but deadly score: 0 May/03/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? Because revenge is a dish best served unexpectedly score: 0 May/03/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? coz guns to kill people ninjas kill people score: 0 May/03/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? they kick azz score: 2 May/03/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? . . .a ninja has infiltrated the pirates pics. . . score: 0 May/03/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? 'Because you never see a Ninja with wenches!' You apparentally don't see the pictures. score: 1 May/03/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? Pirates, I agree, are cool. Of course, here are where they draw back. 1, STDs drawn from women of the streets. 2, the fact that the navy could hear them half a mile off. 3, in those times, pople took baths only twice a year, and sailors had no women on the ship. 4, the modern age pirates suck. score: 1 May/03/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? th3y roxxx0r all pirates even when th3yr asl33p score: 0 May/03/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? a boat full of sea men or godly master of stealth you decide score: 0 May/03/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? Silent killer of the night.... score: 1 May/03/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? Because sailing the seven seas for years on end in the company of men with hairy bums is just not for me. score: 0 May/03/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? 1.It takes many years of training to be ninja (anyone can get on a boat and shoot someone). 2 ninja's dont make noise and can kill without noise therefor they dont atract attention (pirates are loud, drunk, and clumsy). 3. Ninjas dont need some stupid lil bird to tell them what to do ( pirates are to stupid to take there birds advice). 4.Ninjas can slip into a hot chicks house and tap it without her waking up (a pirate well.... need i say more) score: 1 May/03/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? I'm not a homophobe and reason pirates aren't as good as ninjas, Pirates get all the nasty women from the street corner and come home with siphilis. Have you ever heard of a ninja with siphilis? No, didn't think so, because the ninjas are off killing and getting with the good women. score: 0 May/03/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? because they will kill you before you even know your dead score: 0 May/03/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? Pirate = buggery at sea. score: 0 May/03/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? There is a reason noone ever thought teenage mutant ninja pirates aws a good idea. score: 0 May/02/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? cause they're cooler score: 0 May/02/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? cool pajamas score: 4 May/02/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? "Pirates swim..." -- They also drown... "Real pirates were far more interesting than even the movie versions - ninjas on the other hand were little grey boring guys IRL and only hyped up in books/film." -- Not really, pirates did the same thing. "'cause they kick ass! Nuff said..." -- Yes, ninjas do kick ass. "Pirates are always making off with women. Ninjas just stab guys from their back side. Think about it....." -- Pirates stick on ships with many men for months. Think about it... "awesome due to their puffy shirts" -- Gay? "Only real men cut off their legs and stick wood in its place." -- You mean real idiots. score: 1 May/02/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? They always look good in black score: 1 May/02/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? because they are masters of all combat... oh and kontraband made me. score: 1 May/02/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? did you ever have a pirate sneak up on you... only if you smelled as bad as he did would he even have a chance. score: 1 May/02/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? Pirates are stinking boozers score: 1 May/02/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? Ninjas are awesome! score: 0 May/02/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? NINJAAAA score: 0 May/02/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? COZ NINJAZ ARE T3H PWNZOR L0L0L0L0L0L score: 1 May/02/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? they'r just plain cool score: 0 May/02/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? When was the last time you saw a ninja wearing a puffy shirt? score: 0 May/02/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? 'Pirates swim...' so can ninjas. 'beacuse ninjas sweat in there outfits and stink' and pirates stink of sick bad breath, alcohol and parrot crap score: 1 May/02/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? Because a single one can take out a whole battalion of pirates, and then take THEIR booty score: 0 May/02/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? "We got the style, the sweet ride, and the wenches." -- Style doesn't help in battle, riding in a ship with men for months is gay, and the wenches stay away due to that reason. "beacuse ninjas sweat in there outfits and stink" -- Do you NOT know what a pirate is? They have no clue what hygiene means. score: 0 May/02/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? Ninjas eventually evolve into Jedi. -Gr8fuldane score: 0 May/02/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? They dont spend months at a time away from women...and there for dont love the cock. score: 0 May/02/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? they can silently and effectively kick a pirates ass score: 0 May/02/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? butt pirates!?! score: 0 May/02/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? Better outfits, less BO. score: 0 May/02/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? LOLOLOLOL@pirate score: 0 May/02/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? cos u dont know were they r so they jus kik your ass score: 0 May/02/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? because...everybody loves kung fu fighting! score: 0 May/02/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? ninjas need only a sword and those throwing stars that i cant spell. go ahead pirates. have your wimpy ass cannons. youll still DIE!!!!! score: 0 May/02/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? tehy live by a strict set of rules and still kick ass. score: 0 May/02/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? because ninjas will kill someone before the victim realizes it. score: 0 May/02/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? ninjas are intelligent. pirates dropped out of kindergarten. score: 0 May/02/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? they brush their teeth unlike piratesw score: 0 May/02/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? they are quick, silet and will murder an entire pirate army in seconds. score: 0 May/02/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? sorry " if i put HER down" score: 0 May/02/2008 am i spam? - am i offensive? my sister is a ninja, if i put he down she'll kill me

Why Pirates?

Why Ninjas?